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I realize this story is over a week old, but it’s a goodie. This woman’s daughter told her school teacher that her mother brought her into the tanning bed so the teacher called the police. (First off, don’t do that. I understand that teachers have this mandatory reporting bullshit but at least use some reason. Call the mother and tell her not to do that. Duh.)
Anyways, the poor woman is getting banned from tanning saloons all over Jersey (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ban_ner_day_for_tan_ma_bS9isqQSpyoRfmwRcPGyQL)
One of her greatest lines for reporters is something along the lines that everyone hates her because they are fat and ugly and jealous. Uhhhhh, sure. That’s why. WTF!